The mattress thief was cot in the act… bed-handed.
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Mafiosos who mock their friends are apt to dis a peer.
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My sister is marrying an organ thief. She says she wants a man after her own heart, someone who can de-liver her from her troubles, and who’ll take care of her two little kidneys after she’s gone.
As for me, I married a woman who had her face surgically removed. For love no nose limits.
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If Vanna White committed murder, would her M.O. be disemvoweling?
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If you touch the Queen’s head on a penny, you could be arrested; that’s what happens when you copper-feel.
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The Spearmint Killer held his victims at gumpoint. He threatened to blow everything up.
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A time-traveler was arrested. His defence: he was temporally insane.
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A lynch mob formed after the cat killed a mouse. They decided to round up a pussy.
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The boat maker was taken hostage, and held for transom.
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Another update from South America’s War on Drugs:
After years of kidnappings, brutal assassinations and jungle warfare, suddenly an olive branch! Guerrillas from the Medellin drug cartel have actually been invited to recite Cocaine Poetry at a Colombian state banquet. Many law-abiding citizens, however, are upset at this diplomatic contra-verse-y.