It is treasonous to tamper with unlabeled stool samples. You will be branded a tray turd.
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When the cops showed up at the Chinese restaurant after receiving a burglary call, they were shocked at the wonton destruction.
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The police shut down the gym, for running a body house.
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The private detective looked for suspicious clues in the court transcripts, but found it was a read hearing.
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Some people think that hiphop artists are more prone to sexual assaults, but I think that’s rapist.
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There was a man arrested for throwing hot coffee in people’s faces. The police report noted ‘the suspect made use of brewed force‘.
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What do pickpockets and political writers have in common?
One is pursecuted, the other is prose-cuted.
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Back in Sicily I operated a typesetting business. As we specialized in italics, all our numbers were crooked. It was a font for the mafia.
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When the thief took off from the church with all the songbooks, the parishioners cried “Get hymn! He stole psalm-sing!”