The angry mob tortured the newspaper editor by cooking him inside a Rose of Mohammed. It was the dark days – of the Danish Imposition.
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I quit the mafia to become a housekeeper. Now I’m a maid man.
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My grandfather once shoplifted a popular video game. Years later, they tracked me down and said “You shall pay for The Sims of your forefathers.“
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The detective fingered the cattle rustler, figuring he had probable cows.
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You can get in trouble in the hood today, if you flash the Old Gang Sign.
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Do incarcerated clowns get con-juggle visits?
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Going to jail is quite the bar gain.
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I committed a crime during Oktoberfest, and my friend ratted on me to the cops. Man, what a schnitz.
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The most dangerous vegetable in the hood? Bro killy.
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When my scooter was stolen, I moped.