I stole some asphalt from a road crew, and now there’s a tar get on my back.
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The mattress thief was cot in the act… bed-handed.
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My grandfather once shoplifted a popular video game. Years later, they tracked me down and said “You shall pay for The Sims of your forefathers.“
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The detective fingered the cattle rustler, figuring he had probable cows.
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Video game about furniture thieves? Grand Theft Ottoman.
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A con man recently defrodo’d me of my hobbits.
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When my scooter was stolen, I moped.
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Had I the talent to be a cat burglar, I rob ably would.
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Satan took my colander. No surprise: He is the Great De-Siever.