Pun of the Day I was caught stealing lettuce. Can you blame me? I was just trying to get a head. 02/20/2024 · The Pun Gents I was caught stealing lettuce. Can you blame me? I was just trying to get a head. Tagged: ambition, crime, food and drink, lettuce, theft HilariousPretty GoodOKPretty BadTerrible (2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)