I can only write while cranking my boombox. So what if I’m guilty of stereo typing.
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music
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The phoneticist went on American Idol, but was booed off the stage on account of his lisp. Afterward this linguist was upset, saying “I can’t believe they dipthed my thong!”
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In Russia, militant fans of punk music walk around with Clashnikovs. Their enemies fight back with Sex Pistols. At the end of the battle there are loud Ramones of pain. And blood is Ozzying from everywhere.
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Most South Asian dance music originates from Bhangradesh.
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Careful – if you kiss an Irish rock star, you might get Bono.
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Do violinists sleep around?
Yes, they straddle various.
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If I were a tree, I wood like poplar music. Especially Spruce Sprigsteen. Or Johnny Cash’s Balsam Prison Blues.
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Did you hear George Michael jumped ship to join a hair-metal band? It’s like Wham! to the Slaughter.
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Eminem owns two pipelines in Central Asia:
- Gas Uzbek
- ‘Stan
(what about Sallim Zashadi)?
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Do botanists play the xylem-phloem?