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Pun of the Day

10/11/2026 · No comments

The phoneticist went on American Idol, but was booed off the stage on account of his lisp. Afterward this linguist was upset, saying “I can’t believe they dipthed my thong!”

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(4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

04/22/2026 · No comments

Join the circus and put your life on the lion. You’ll have all the trapeze of success. It’s in tents. So go for the juggler.

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(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

04/11/2026 · 1 comment

If you go to Medieval Times and watch the jousts, there is a sir charge.

Categories Pun of the Day Tags chivalry, entertainment, knights, leisure, medieval, tourism 1 Comment
(6 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

03/02/2026 · No comments

What’s Mike Tyson’s favourite video game console?

Ex-box.

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(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

12/28/2024 · No comments

Is there Nintendo in France?

Wii.

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(11 votes, average: 4.64 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

11/02/2024 · No comments

The guy at the bar in charge of karaoke requests never picks me. I feel like I’m ode.

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(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

02/20/2024 · No comments

The Biggest Loser: All Female Edition is now on Broadweigh.

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(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

09/09/2023 · No comments

Magician’s assistants are highly sawed after.

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(5 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

04/02/2022 · No comments

What do you say after making a video-game joke?

“No pun Nintendo’d!”

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(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)

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