The phoneticist went on American Idol, but was booed off the stage on account of his lisp. Afterward this linguist was upset, saying “I can’t believe they dipthed my thong!”
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The phoneticist went on American Idol, but was booed off the stage on account of his lisp. Afterward this linguist was upset, saying “I can’t believe they dipthed my thong!”
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Join the circus and put your life on the lion. You’ll have all the trapeze of success. It’s in tents. So go for the juggler.
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If you go to Medieval Times and watch the jousts, there is a sir charge.
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Is there Nintendo in France?
Wii.
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The guy at the bar in charge of karaoke requests never picks me. I feel like I’m ode.
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The Biggest Loser: All Female Edition is now on Broadweigh.
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Magician’s assistants are highly sawed after.
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What do you say after making a video-game joke?
“No pun Nintendo’d!”