If they killed all the sheep it would be a cull lambity.
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violence
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Anyone placed in a jar against their will has been vialated.
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I was mocked for being insufficiently Scottish. They actually threatened to have me kilt.
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My friend was fired after he stabbed his boss in the forehead with a fork. He sued for prongful dismissal.
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Bottom feeters need an ass-kicking.
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Taking high voltage to your body is an acquired tased.
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Somebody punctuated me in the face, and I ended up in a comma.
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My friend Grant had his skin forcibly removed. What a flay Grant violation.
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Kung fu actor Bruce E.Z. Lee couldn’t take a punch.
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Which Native American princess would kick you in the nuts? Poke Cajones.