Daily jokes, one-liners & quality groaners
Pun of the Day
A mad baker came at me with a ryeful, a 12-grain shotgun with pumpernickel action! He look at me with such loaving, and said “You’re a gluten for punishment.” I never shoulda crust the guy. I barley survived the encounter, and there were no wheatnesses.
Pun of the Day
Do rowdy sea creatures have barnacle fistfights?
Pun of the Day
If you beat someone with a glass flask, you’ll inflict bottley harm.
Pun of the Day
When I saw the large Rocky Mountain deer getting beat up, all in a row, I was shocked. It was an elk-align battery.
Pun of the Day
Race me to that glass of vegetable juice, and I will beet you to a pulp.
Pun of the Day
When Tyson bit Holyfield, it was earie.
Pun of the Day
The magician nonchalantly stabbed his assistant, displaying remarkable slayed offhand.
Pun of the Day
So… I beat my boss over the head with a pie chart. And they charged me with a graph-aided assault.
Pun of the Day
I used to put wine in my corn flakes. Then they arrested me on account of I was a cereal grapist.
Pun of the Day
Don’t discuss units of heat with me. I will BTU!