My friend hit me with a book. I said ‘Quit spine on me!’
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violence
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A mugger attacked me with a sharp tool, but I knocked him out with a stale baguette. This proves that loaf conquers awl.
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I took a swing at the fog, but I mist.
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Last night I fought a tree. I was punch trunk.
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Magician’s assistants are highly sawed after.
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If you are attacked by an artist wielding an etching tool — run! For you are engrave danger. Seek refuge in your local embossing.
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When accusing an elderly comedian of assault, there has to be probable Cosby.
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When I stepped on a landmine, I felt defeeted. But there were violent protests in support of me – so I did enjoy some no toe rioty.
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What does receiving a beating by police actually taste like? Try the delicious new snack : Truncheon Munch.
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Ritchie Valens song about terrorism: ‘Allah Bomba’.