Turkish terrorists need some help with their Ankara management problem.
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Another update from South America’s War on Drugs:
After years of kidnappings, brutal assassinations and jungle warfare, suddenly an olive branch! Guerrillas from the Medellin drug cartel have actually been invited to recite Cocaine Poetry at a Colombian state banquet. Many law-abiding citizens, however, are upset at this diplomatic contra-verse-y.
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Because of terrorist concerns, some African Olympic athletes have to conceal their identity and compete under Sudan names.
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To those who say ‘No mo’ hammeding it up!’ we say ‘Christ! It’s a joke. Don’t have a Koranary!’ #JeSuisCharlie
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After he spent too long in a steam room, they called him A Sauna been Laid in.
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What describes Assad as ruler? A potent hate.
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Where does ISIS wish to conquer? A: Caliphornia.
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In Star Wars, what do terrorists shout?
A: “Admiral Ackbar!”
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Hamas was elected in the Palestinian territories after promising not to implement environmental measures, such as the controversial car-bomb tax.
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Is Water a threat to global security? A: No, but Ice IS