Sticking your finger in a light socket is an a jolt remedy.
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accidents
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Did many oil tankers crash in Prince William Sound because the captain drank too much coffee?
No, just Juan Valdez.
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If Shakespeare were alive today, he’d write Oil Wells that End Well.
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I broke my leg dancing. My new nickname is Saturday Night Femur.
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Steamroller accidents can be quite ugly. Luckily I have always been the grader man.
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Humpy Dumpty died broke. Too much partying and shell abrasion. It was all the crack. He just lay there. You could see the whites of his eyes. His next of kin was Oh no Yolko!
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The ease of acquiring deadly ammunition in America has reach hollow point.
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I totaled my Audi. Now it’s an Inni.
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I pulled my torso. It’s oblique situation. It’s not what I in tendoned.
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Puns about landmine mishaps can be classified as a leg gory.