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Pun of the Day

08/25/2026 · 1 comment

If Shakespeare were alive today, he’d write Oil Wells that End Well.

Categories Pun of the Day Tags accidents, current events, oil, shakespeare, the environment 1 Comment
(8 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

02/19/2026 · No comments

If you tell a priest a joke and he takes it parson oily, he must be a friar.

Categories Pun of the Day Tags oil, priests, religion Leave a comment
(4 votes, average: 2.25 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

01/31/2026 · No comments

BP sponsored a concert in the Gulf of Mexico aka, Oil a Pollutesza

Categories Pun of the Day Tags bp, british petroleum, concerts, energy, lollapalooza, music, natural disasters, oil, oil companies Leave a comment
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

11/13/2025 · No comments

An Albertan’s favourite movie? Tarsand.

Categories Pun of the Day Tags canada, energy, oil Leave a comment
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

09/05/2025 · 1 comment

I’m drilling for oil. It augers well.

Categories Pun of the Day Tags mining, natural resources, oil 1 Comment
(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

07/07/2025 · 1 comment

To petro-states much oil wealth has a crude.

Categories Pun of the Day Tags business, money, oil, opec 1 Comment
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

11/09/2024 · No comments

Cannibals rely on fossil fuels, especially bit human.

Categories Pun of the Day Tags bitumen, cannibalism, energy, oil Leave a comment
(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

10/28/2024 · No comments

Wasn’t there an oil rigger in that group, the Spillage People?

Categories Pun of the Day Tags accidents, current events, music, oil, the environment Leave a comment
(3 votes, average: 1.67 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

04/21/2023

Oil drillers never stop working, even when on hole a day.

Categories Pun of the Day, x Tags drills, holidays, jobs, oil, oil workers, tools
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

01/25/2021

If you are an oil sheikh in the Middle East, you Arabic deal.

Categories Pun of the Day, x Tags arab, business, geography, middle east, oil
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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