Most earthquakes are measured in a pretty half-assed way. I was glad to hear about the Stricter Scale.
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There’s been a surge in prostitute activity, which can be traced to global warming; aka a Whoricane (or Whornado). On the other side of the world this is known as a Thai poon.
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A lot of volcano eruptions are caused by grubs. It must be all the moultin’ larvae.
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With Danielle, then Earl, and then Fiona, we see that storms are named according to letters of the alphabet, with alternating genders. They should call them his and hurricanes.
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BP sponsored a concert in the Gulf of Mexico aka, Oil a Pollutesza
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The retired earthquake expert began a new career as a construction consultant specializing in large shopping centers. He was known as the world’s foremost sizemallogist.
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When New Orleans was sinking, all FEMA did was declare Louisiana a state of emergent sea.
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If you live in a tsunami zone, your house should have tidal insurance.
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During a tornado, there is always a column before the storm.
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The Northern Lights are so bright they can set off forest fires. There’s nothing more spectaular than A roaring Borealis.