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Pun of the Day

07/27/2026 · No comments

There’s been a surge in prostitute activity, which can be traced to global warming; aka a Whoricane (or Whornado). On the other side of the world this is known as a Thai poon.

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(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

08/30/2025 · No comments

I see an increase in prostitution on the ho, risin’.

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(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

09/24/2024

The pimp who turned philosopher was accused of putting Descartes before the whores.

Categories Pun of the Day, x Tags descartes, maxims, philosophy, pimps, prostitutes, proverbs
(3 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

06/25/2024 · No comments

Work at the New York Sock Exchange and you get plenty of hose.

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(5 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

04/18/2024 · No comments

Bathhouse bordellos are no longer illegal. Ho sauna in the highest!

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(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

10/08/2021 · No comments

Canada’s economy is made up of prostitutes. How do I know? Well, Canadians are drawers of water and whoores of wood.

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(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

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