The best time to purchase stocks is when the market hits bought em.
Pun of the Day
Daily jokes, one-liners & quality groaners
Pun of the Day
The best time to purchase stocks is when the market hits bought em.
Pun of the Day
If you take over companies and fire all the employees, your motto should be “I M&A Hole.”
Pun of the Day
Facebook stock plummets? I PO’D!
Pun of the Day
Warren Buffett has stocking feat.
Pun of the Day
Do stock-pickers need a degree in buy-lowology?
Pun of the Day
Invest in puns, corny puns! The stalk mock-it has never been higher.
Pun of the Day
Work at the New York Sock Exchange and you get plenty of hose.
Pun of the Day
If pork bellies trade on the NASDAQ exchange, do pork scrotums trade on the NADSAQ?
Pun of the Day
I always gain weight after a Fed increase.