When Jesus was on Earth, the winters were very cold. Luckily he had his 12 apopsicles.
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New Testament tidbit: the great Saint was owed a sum of money, by a friend who refused to pay up. And so it was penned, the first letter of Paul to Tightass.
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Bible movie remakes? Ben Hur, done that.
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Nobody ever talks about the Fourth Wise Man, who arrived late and gave Jesus the same gift as the last guy, to myrrh-myrrhs of disapproval.
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No room in the inn? Take it like a manger!
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At the Last Supper, Judas ruined Jesus’ omelette. That day became known as Gooed Fried Egg.
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Don’t take the Lord’s name in vain. That would be bibelous.
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Ancient manuscripts confirm a disturbing conclusion: that ghosts will one day haunt your underpants. It was written about in The Dead See Scrotals.