How do you rebuke a cannibal?
“Don’t ‘ate!”
Pun of the Day
slang phrases
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How do you leave a nightclub in Djibouti?
Just say, “DJ, I B outi!”
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Quoth the gluten-loving man: “Can I get a wheat’n’this!?’
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NED: People who can’t speak French disgust me.
ED: Really.
NED: Those dirty mot-fauxs…
New Valentine’s Day Pun Request just filled!
Pun of the Day
When Jesus rose from the dead and appeared to Mary Magdalene, in disbelief, she exclaimed “No way!”
Jesus replied, “Yahweh!”