I was caught stealing lettuce. Can you blame me? I was just trying to get a head.
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food and drink
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I’m thinking of buying one of those vegetable-powered, ‘biodiesel’ cars. In fact I hear the new Strutabagar is quite comfortable. It has ample leg-ume.
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Buy a winnebagel. You have muffin to lose. People might think you’re cookie, but donut listen.
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Frozen french fries will give you cool-tuber-osis
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The gay baker who had a fallen souffle was flan-buoyant nonetheless.
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The former secretary-general of the United Nations always enjoyed a ‘double-double’ coffee. In fact they called him Sucrose-Sucrose Ghali.
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Eating a quantity of fruit every day is of pear-amount importance.
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At the United Nations Conference on Poultry in Pecking, China, several accords were discussed, including a complicated capon-trade system. But as the cluck was winding down on the agreement, many nations cried fowl, arguing that capon-trade would only lead to more hen-some profits for agribusinesses, and real progress would be nothing but chicken feed. In order to lay down their yolks, developing nations staged a coop! Their leader made a speech, saying “When all people, white and dark, meat, there is hope.” This democratic gesture inspired everyone, even nations whose broil kings were in attendance. But the cynical members of the global press downplayed the developments, just drank a lot of Wild Turkey and got totally basted. #classicpun-011026
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Green vegetables make me fart. We’re talkin’ kale force winds.
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Did many oil tankers crash in Prince William Sound because the captain drank too much coffee?
No, just Juan Valdez.