I used to fish in the nude, until I was cod with my pants down.
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food and drink
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Want to get high instantly? Buy a can o’ bisquik.
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Overeating at a buffet is an expansive proposition.
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I drank too much bouillon and now I pee soup.
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The Spearmint Killer held his victims at gumpoint. He threatened to blow everything up.
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Which famous playwright made fruit smoothies?
Shakes pear.
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No, it’s not 13: there’s always a leaven in a baker’s dozen.
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I drink a lot, on Thursdays.
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Gourmet burgers joints are popping up all over, thanks to the rise of the Hambourgeois.