No, it’s not 13: there’s always a leaven in a baker’s dozen.
Pun of the Day
baking
Pun of the Day
A mad baker came at me with a ryeful, a 12-grain shotgun with pumpernickel action! He look at me with such loaving, and said “You’re a gluten for punishment.” I never shoulda crust the guy. I barley survived the encounter, and there were no wheatnesses.
Pun of the Day
Pastry chefs know that old age crepes up on you.
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The baker of erotic penis-shaped cakes celebrated the full flour of manhood.
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I told my son to bake donkey pastries, because it would give him ass tart in life.
Pun of the Day
Pie-making is a lost tart.
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Pastry smugglers at the border say “I have nothing to éclair.“
Pun of the Day
What’s a cannibal’s favourite dessert? Boys n berry pie.
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Do breadmakers in training drive Studebakers?
Pun of the Day
I want to be a pastry chef, because I feel that tart imitates life.