Adult diapers for the swimming pool: Deep ends.
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old people
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The old man who slept with three virgins celebrated his cherry-hat-trick.
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I’m afraid I will get old and wrinkly and loose face.
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Senior citizen expects discount at a supermarket: “Do you have any Grey Coupon?”
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The boxer who turned priest found much glee in visiting his former ring opponents who were now old and sick, and administering a few last rights.
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Pastry chefs know that old age crepes up on you.
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I went to a geriatrics conference in the Everglades. I was attacked by goiters.
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Mr. T is getting incontinent in his old age. He was recently heard to boast, “I shitty the pool.“
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Do old-time hockey players get gerihat-tricks?
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What should you feed your demented, senile grandmother?
Gram crackers.