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Pun of the Day

02/02/2026 · No comments

I tried to avoid weighing my ‘oma’ on a scale, but it was too late — the grammage was done.

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(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

11/03/2024 · No comments

My grandma always gives me the benefit of the dote.

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Pun of the Day

06/24/2024 · No comments

If you lose something in an old-age home, don’t stop until you’ve searched every nook and granny.

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(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

12/30/2023 · 1 comment

Many elderly grandmothers are cloak/cane addicts.

Categories Pun of the Day Tags drugs, grandmothers, old people 1 Comment
(4 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

04/13/2022 · No comments

Grandma soiled herself for the umpteenth time. She’s up to her usual shit nan agains.

Categories Pun of the Day Tags bodily functions, cursing, diapers, family, grandmothers, incontinence, poo jokes Leave a comment
(4 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)

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