When I turn 40, I hope my sister doesn’t cry. I don’t want a mid life cry sis.
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My grandfather once shoplifted a popular video game. Years later, they tracked me down and said “You shall pay for The Sims of your forefathers.“
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I tried to avoid weighing my ‘oma’ on a scale, but it was too late — the grammage was done.
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My daughter says she wants her eyes, lips, nose and smile to be surgically reconstructed at the cost of thousands of dollars, but I think she’s just going through a face.
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I adopted my child–in case it wasn’t a parent.
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When I told my family I was becoming a yoga instructor they looked at me like I was a mat man.
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I can’t stand my spouse’s family and she can’t stand mine. We’re kin dread souls.
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Does my Italian sister wear a lot of jewelry? Sì, bling
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My grandma always gives me the benefit of the dote.