It’s hard to sleep with a bat. Because, you know, they sonar a lot.
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When I heard the pun about the sleepless little person, I was un imp rest.
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Why does Greek epic poetry put you to sleep? Because it’s based on the snoral tradition.
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Air travel is boring. I snore above the clouds.
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The police picked up the sleepy looking priest, as a parson of into-rest.
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I’m a celebrity in the world of preventing sleep obstruction. They call me No-Snorious B.I.G..
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Where are children most snug in bed? Kentucky.
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I sang my children to sleep. Does that make me a kid napper?
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When I slept in a chicken coop, I knew I was down on my cluck.