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09/23/2025 No comments

I want to adopt a kid. The process is so slow. I wish it could happen foster.

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08/27/2025 No comments

Do illegitimate children have alabastard skin?

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07/01/2025 No comments

My son loves his bottle. The big glug.

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02/05/2025 No comments

I sang my children to sleep. Does that make me a kid napper?

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Pun of the Day

01/24/2021

My dyslexic child wants to read War and Peace, after hearing about the famous Russian novelist Leo Toystore.

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