The recessionary economy follows the laws of soup line and demand.
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current events
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The use of smoke in the papal selection proves the Church has a sense of fumer.
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Rural America is being asked to bale out Wall Street. Most Americans don’t understand the crisis, so it had to be explained to them in Lehman’s terms. The bulls have lost; how quickly the Bears Sterns! The bank CEOs have been advised to keep off the streets, lest they be Merrilly Lynched.
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The dyslexic experimental farmer couldn’t believe they caught the guy behind Kiwi-leeks.
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If Shakespeare were alive today, he’d write Oil Wells that End Well.
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Lance Armstrong felt better after appearing on Oprah. She gave him performance-enhancing hugs. Nonetheless, Lance committed male fraud: He was master of the pellets-on. Somehow he never failed his testes—he didn’t stop until he had one. Now, stripped of his Tour titles, the most shocking revelation is that Lance has a No Jersey accent. Anyway I guess it’s back to eating Sheryl Crow. [The Gents thank Ashley, Bryan and Jordan for collaborating on today’s puns!]
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With Danielle, then Earl, and then Fiona, we see that storms are named according to letters of the alphabet, with alternating genders. They should call them his and hurricanes.
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Barack Obama is much younger than his Republican rival. He was recently quoted as declaring, “I don’t need my cane as president!”
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Morgan Tsvangirai, the leader of the opposition was silenced this week because he’s in Bob’s way.