The use of smoke in the papal selection proves the Church has a sense of fumer.
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The Vatican ordered that the corpse of every future saint be blown to bits by artillery fire — “Because,” said the Pope, “they must be cannonized.”
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The pope has inflamed a lot of turbaned followers of Guru Nanak with his latest encyclical. In fact it’s so dangerous they’re referring to it as a Sikh-heating missal.
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The pope banned cartoons of my ex wife Cathy. He did it Ex Cathy draw.
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When the pope ordered Catholics to follow his example and gird their loins, he was accused of robing ‘peter’ to pape all.
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NED: I saw Benedict kneeling over.
ED: Is he OK?
NED: Yeah he’s just praying. Don’t worry, everything’s pope-ascetic.
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The Vatican TV channel is no longer free. They’re switching to pope-per-view.
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People scream out Francis’ name: he’s a Pope ulular guy.
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Why does the Pope travel so much?
Because he’s a roamin’ Catholic!