The Crusaders weren’t into raping and pillaging, but they were into papin’ and religion.
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The pope pronounced his thoughts on the yo-yo dieting epidemic during the Fat-Again Council.
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Never negotiate with a hungry pontiff. It’s better to have a Pope-is-full discussion.
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NED: All my pimples are named ‘Benedict XVI’…
ED: Hmm, I don’t know. You shouldn’t pope your zits.
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Some of those pedophile priests must have misunderstood the pope’s orders: anul sects.
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Why did the pope forbid Catholics from traveling to the land of the beavers?
Because – he wanted them to avoid dam nation!
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If Ferris were pontiff, he’d be very Pope Bueller.
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The pope just turned 90. So the Vatican had a big celibation.
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The ghost of John Paul II is in a Vatican horror movie. They’re calling it Pope-a-Haunt-us.
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The bishop was an excellent navigator. He was expert at working his way through all the little buoys.