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Pun of the Day
Daily jokes, one-liners & quality groaners
Pun of the Day
The best time to purchase stocks is when the market hits bought em.
Pun of the Day
In marketing news, Viagra has been targeting its product to universities—especially the sophomore students.
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The invention of the vacuum cleaner led to rapid in dusty realization.
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I started an organization that worships testicles: it’s ‘nad for prophet.
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At zombie auctions, highest biter wins.
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Lindt has a new chocolate ball; they call them Cocoanuts.
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Trump’s trying to force a new one-sided trade deal on Canada and Mexico, aka HAFTA.
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Is my business just a cover for the Mafia? I take a front to that.
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Uber is in trouble because it doesn’t pay any taxi.
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I came up a with a new toothbrush. So I tried to fund it on Kicks Tartar.