My pale friend Ted is looking for a good tanning parlour. I told him to post a “Help Wan Ted” ad.
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business
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The professional torturer had to hire a bookkeeper who understood a cruel accounting.
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I know a coffee shop that’s been in business 40 years. That’s long java tea.
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Back in Sicily I operated a typesetting business. As we specialized in italics, all our numbers were crooked. It was a font for the mafia.
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When Napster hit the music industry, it was like Sharenobyl.
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Levi-Strauss is well positioned to profit from a jean populations.
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There is no smoking in my menswear store. Clothes, but no cigar.
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Laxative manufacturers rely on their bran equity.
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I’m attracted to finance majors: they are quite B.Comming.
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Organ thieves sell their goods to a body shop. Some offer free de-livery.