disasters

Best of #KennethColeTweets by @pungents:

1. Send those old clothes to the gulag. Dressing well shouldn’t take a 5-Year Plan.
2. Black Plague Friday Sale! Ladies, your BUBOS will never look better.
3. If our new line of Boleyn shoes doesn’t go viral — our heads are gonna roll.
4. Enron, not walk to check our new executive menswear.
5. Our Cambodian outlets are piled with high skull collections.
6. Into the Spanish look? Make an Inquisition at the desk – we will forcefully convert you!
7. We got Tutsis in Suitsies – everybody’s gonna Rwanda one!