Hear about the independent sheep who wanted muttonomy? The ram’s drive for freedom goated her on.
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sheep
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If they killed all the sheep it would be a cull lambity.
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What’s the fastest fast food? A: Lamb-burger-inis.
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You can own a sheep, or fleece it.
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My Scottish friend complained that his sheep orgy was broken up by the cops. I consoled him saying “I feel four ewes.”
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If you fart on a sheep, don’t worry — I’ll still hold ewe in ass steam.
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Wool puns are good for a sheep laugh.
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What kind of flooring is inherently sheepish? Lamb innate.
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What’s a Scotsman’s favourite Ricky Martin song?
She Baangs
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Sheep will get pretty messed up if you make them go snorkeling. You know – because of the skew-ba gear.