She offered to hang up my headgear. I was immediately hatrackted to her.
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clothing
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Anyone who curses me for donning donkey skins has ass wearing problem.
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A man who won’t give you the clothes off his back is very selfish shirt.
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Wool puns are good for a sheep laugh.
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When my kidnappers shoved a sock down my throat, I was filled with such clothing for them.
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I want a job at Canada Goose. Guess I’ll have to learn coating.
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A well-dressed infant has a diaper appearance.
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I bought some metal boots. They lead me astray.
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Knitting makes me yarn for the good old days. These days I have nothing but looming deadlines!
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The 70% off sale at the coat store caused quite a frockus.