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Pun of the Day

10/07/2026 · No comments

They made a movie about life before disposable diapers, aka Cloth Encounters of the Turd Kind.

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(6 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

08/27/2026

Dirty diapers bring good luck. So always wish upon ass tar.

Categories Pun of the Day, x Tags babies, diapers, luck, poo jokes, stars, wishes
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

01/28/2026

Mommageddon?
My baby doesn't like his oatmeal. I got first world pablums.

Categories Pun of the Day Tags babies, baby food, first world problems, food, kids, memes, oatmeal
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

01/25/2026

My toddler loves technology. When he eats, he uses instant messing.

Categories Pun of the Day Tags babies, instant messaging, kids, meals, messes, social media, tech, toddlers
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

01/22/2026 · No comments

Don’t mess with a fat baby. Better instead to give him or her a wide birth.

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Pun of the Day

03/31/2025 · No comments

A well-dressed infant has a diaper appearance.

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(4 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

02/28/2025 · No comments

As a toddler I was elected President of my daycare. It was majority drools.

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(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

03/29/2024 · No comments

I invented a new hat for babies. But I’m not quite sure how to bonnetize it.

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(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

10/03/2022 · No comments

It’s easy to sabotage a peaceful protest among my Arabic relatives. It’s like taking Gandhi from habibi.

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(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

08/15/2022 · No comments

Having a baby? Let the goo times roll.

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