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Pun of the Day

10/24/2024

Blessed are the Cheesemakers. They are true do-goudas.

Categories Pun of the Day, x Tags beatitudes, bible, cheese, good deeds, Jesus, kindness, peace
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

02/15/2024 · No comments

Only after getting a food processor did I believe in the possibility of whirled peas.

Categories Pun of the Day, x Tags appliances, food processors, gifts, peace, world peace Leave a comment
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

01/24/2023 · No comments

Do terrorists seek inure peace?

Categories Pun of the Day Tags peace, terrorism Leave a comment
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

10/03/2022 · No comments

It’s easy to sabotage a peaceful protest among my Arabic relatives. It’s like taking Gandhi from habibi.

Categories Pun of the Day, x Tags arabs, babies, gandhi, peace, peaceful protest, random Leave a comment
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

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