If Nostradamus was a superhero, would he have had a psychic?
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Did many oil tankers crash in Prince William Sound because the captain drank too much coffee?
No, just Juan Valdez.
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The embattled Russian emperor was thrown into a ditch. Upon being pulled out, he remarked, “I am not a fan of Czar chasm.”
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Female court jesters in the Middle Ages often suffered from minstrel cramps.
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During work stoppages on the great Egyptian canal, the workers grew Suez-idle.
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Which assassin farted in a crowded theatre box?
John Wilts Booth.
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Which medieval scourge pre-dated spam?
Chainmail letters.
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I can never remember if all of Louis XVI’s relatives were guillotined too. Let’s not split heirs.
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The Vikings were the first society with public axes television.