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Pun of the Day

10/07/2026 · No comments

I’m not one to criticize cannibalism. To eat his own.

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(4 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

09/11/2026 · No comments

What’s a cannibal’s favorite snack? BFF jerky.

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(4 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

07/29/2026 · No comments

How do you rebuke a cannibal?

“Don’t ‘ate!”

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(2 votes, average: 1.50 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

07/24/2026 · No comments

Motto of a necrophage: “Nice tomb eat you!”

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(5 votes, average: 3.20 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

07/20/2026

Hannibal Lecter has an eat a face complex.

Categories Pun of the Day, x Tags cannibalism, hannibal lecter, movies, oedipus complex, psychoanalysis, psychology, villains
(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

06/06/2026 · No comments

Favourite music of a sushi-loving cannibal: Raw Kin Roll.

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(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

05/29/2026 · No comments

Hear about the cannibal at the farm who wanted to eat his boss, but really had to pee?

In the end he chews the farmer over the bladder.

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(3 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

03/21/2026 · No comments

As a cannibal, you may criticize my habit of eating rowdy teenagers. Yet, I am a punkchewal man.

 

Categories Pun of the Day Tags cannibalism, cannibals, kids, punctuality, teenagers Leave a comment
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

03/02/2026 · No comments

Cannibal jokes are face eatious.

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(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

02/27/2026 · No comments

I only feed on eyeballs. I’m a chew see eater.

Categories Pun of the Day Tags anatomy, cannibalism, food and drink Leave a comment
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)
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