I only feed on eyeballs. I’m a chew see eater.
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cannibalism
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Hannibal Lecter wore an Indian man’s skin as clothes. He especially liked his Kashmir sweater.
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Little known fact: Hannibal Lecter started out in the Pizza Corpse.
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A cannibal eating a sandwich is sub human.
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Cannibals like to de leg ate.
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First rule in cannibal baseball: Never wok the leadoff man.
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Family Food: a game show for cannibals.
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Cannibals are easily agitated. They have a lot of friends-eat mannerisms.
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I met a cannibal in Mongolia. He told me to Gobi dessert.
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Classic Cannibal Menu:
- Smoked Salman appetizers, followed by Irish Stu, made with ground Chuck and sausage Patty; served with Trishkebobs and Eds of lettuce on the side.
- For dessert: Adam’s apple pie, and J-Lo pudding pops.
- To drink: Tina Colada or a Ron and Coke.