Anyone who repeatedly paves a street is retarreded.
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diseases
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If I got a yeast infection, I wouldn’t complain. I don’t want to seem like a spore’s port.
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Catching swine flu is a porcine of health.
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Careful – if you kiss an Irish rock star, you might get Bono.
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NED: Joe Malignant is no longer my friend.
ED: Why not?
NED: Because – he’s always spreading tumours about me!
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Cats with spots may be forced to join a leopard colony.
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I never got into those Fifty Shades books. I have an eroto-immune disorder.
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Why does a dirty old man chase after girls who have had liver transplants?
Because he likes them new-bile!
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Every sanitorium should have a restaurant–to ensure its coughers are full.
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If you look at these digital photos of the wounded soldier up close, it looks like he was shot by a Canon.