Cats with spots may be forced to join a leopard colony.
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diseases
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I never got into those Fifty Shades books. I have an eroto-immune disorder.
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Why does a dirty old man chase after girls who have had liver transplants?
Because he likes them new-bile!
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Every sanitorium should have a restaurant–to ensure its coughers are full.
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If you look at these digital photos of the wounded soldier up close, it looks like he was shot by a Canon.
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When it comes to visual acuity, people with myopia are in the lowest squintile.
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Lepers live and die by the sore.
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My ex-girlfriend got Ebola. What a dirty fluidsy.
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Frequent urination is the hallmark symptom of which STD?
Gone urea.
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What’s worse than colour blindness?
Being chromatose.