Someone put a stick in my eye. Now I have a stick matism. In fact they made a movie about my life and this incident: it was a myopic.
Pun of the Day
Daily jokes, one-liners & quality groaners
Pun of the Day
Someone put a stick in my eye. Now I have a stick matism. In fact they made a movie about my life and this incident: it was a myopic.
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Lepers live and die by the sore.
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Is it true that having a big nose is caused by a rhinovirus?
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The most famous novel about glaucoma is a tie between Eye, Cloudious, and You Less Sees.
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Those with low red blood cell counts may be declared anemia the state.
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Does boxing cause concussions? The evidence is spars.
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Footage of my colonoscopy is being made into a feature film! It should be quite the enematic spectacle.
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Being a child actor is a medical syndrome, specifically, a cute condition.
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I can no longer see my refrigerator. I’ve goneĀ cooler blind.