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Pun of the Day

09/19/2026 · 2 comments

Someone put a stick in my eye. Now I have a stick matism. In fact they made a movie about my life and this incident: it was a myopic.

Categories Pun of the Day Tags medical conditions, optometry, vision 2 Comments
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

06/18/2026 · No comments

Lepers live and die by the sore.

Categories Pun of the Day Tags diseases, leprosy, medical conditions Leave a comment
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

11/13/2025 · No comments

Is it true that having a big nose is caused by a rhinovirus?

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(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

09/22/2025 · No comments

The most famous novel about glaucoma is a tie between Eye, Cloudious, and You Less Sees.

Categories Pun of the Day Tags blindness, books, glaucoma, literature, medical conditions Leave a comment
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

08/21/2025 · No comments

Those with low red blood cell counts may be declared anemia the state.

Categories Pun of the Day Tags anemia, blood, iron, medical conditions, national security Leave a comment
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

05/31/2025 · No comments

Does boxing cause concussions? The evidence is spars.

Categories Pun of the Day Tags boxing, concussions, medical conditions, sports Leave a comment
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

01/14/2025 · No comments

Footage of my colonoscopy is being made into a feature film! It should be quite the enematic spectacle.

Categories Pun of the Day Tags medical conditions, movies, poo jokes, proctological humour Leave a comment
(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

12/20/2024 · No comments

Being a child actor is a medical syndrome, specifically, a cute condition.

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(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

12/19/2024 · No comments

People with Restless Legs Syndrome are often skinny, because of poor shin control.

Categories Pun of the Day Tags anatomy, dieting, medical conditions, restless legs syndrome, weight Leave a comment
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

10/11/2024 · No comments

I can no longer see my refrigerator. I’ve goneĀ cooler blind.

Categories Pun of the Day Tags appliances, color blindness, medical conditions, random Leave a comment
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)
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