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Pun of the Day

05/04/2026 · No comments

How do educators in Japan determine whether a child is intellectually gifted?

By looking at her hai ku scores!

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12/20/2024 · No comments

Being a child actor is a medical syndrome, specifically, a cute condition.

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03/16/2024 · No comments

Ancient goat-plays were satyrical. They were univerally Panned.

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Pun of the Day

04/04/2023 · No comments

After being exposed to harmful radiation, I decided the join the Rockettes. It must have been the gam a’ raise.

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Pun of the Day

08/10/2005 · No comments

The sculptors up in Nunavut are known for their three-dimensional relief technique aka the Deep Frieze.

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03/17/2005 · No comments
The theatre actor with the seeing-eye dog was criticized for his led-in performance.
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