If you touch the Queen’s head on a penny, you could be arrested; that’s what happens when you copper-feel.
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If you live in North Korea, don’t mock Kim Jong-il’s nuclear ambitions: it means dis missile.
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How does ‘Father Earth’ dance so well?
Well, he’s a scientist, so he uses an Algoreithm.
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Morgan Tsvangirai, the leader of the opposition was silenced this week because he’s in Bob’s way.
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President Ford wanted to go to China, but was accused of political Gerry Mandarin.
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NED: Did the Secretary of State buy a new car?
ED: Who – HondaLeasa Rice?
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When President Obama needs to remember something, he just downloads it to Rahm.
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What Obama suffered from after the holidays: Presidential eggnog-urination.
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What describes Assad as ruler? A potent hate.