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Pun of the Day

06/08/2026 · No comments

Which country has the most women? The China.

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(3 votes, average: 2.33 out of 5)

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03/23/2026 · No comments

President Ford wanted to go to China, but was accused of political Gerry Mandarin.

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(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

12/02/2025 · No comments

Recently banned as subversive, wordplay in the China is the work of punarchists.

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(3 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

01/10/2025 · No comments

The Chinese cannibal bit off more than he could Chiu.

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Pun of the Day

12/28/2024

China’s currency will depreciate soon. Yuan bet?

Categories Pun of the Day, x Tags china, currencies, exchange rates, gambling, money, yuan
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

12/02/2024 · No comments

If you spend all your days hunched over picking tea, you’re probably Chai knees.

Categories Pun of the Day Tags agriculture, china, ethnic groups, food and drink, tea Leave a comment
(6 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

11/12/2024 · 1 comment

Happy Bo Xi Ng Day to our Chinese friends!

Categories Pun of the Day Tags boxing day, china, christmas, ethnic groups, holidays, names 1 Comment
(4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

09/22/2024 · No comments

There’s a famous public space in China dedicated to womanizers. It’s called T & A Men Square.

Categories Pun of the Day Tags architecture, chex, china Leave a comment
(6 votes, average: 4.17 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

08/23/2024 · No comments

Watching documentaries about Chinese organ thieves can be very heart to take.

Categories Pun of the Day Tags anatomy, china, crime, documentaries, films, medicine, movies, organ donation, organ thieves Leave a comment
(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

05/15/2024 · No comments

Favourite spice among Chinese cannibals: Sinoman

Categories Pun of the Day Tags cannibalism, china, cooking, ethnic groups, spices Leave a comment
(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)
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