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Pun of the Day

05/10/2026 · 1 comment

Exactly why am I a dessert chef? Cuz, I get a big cake out of it.

Categories Pun of the Day Tags cakes, cooking, desserts, food and drink, occupations 1 Comment
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Pun of the Day

04/05/2026 · No comments

Don’t put your boogers in the microwave. If you do, your goos is cooked.

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(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

01/12/2026 · No comments

Emergency in the kitchen? Use pasta SOS.

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(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

12/27/2025 · 1 comment

My wife wants gluten-free cakes. I’m flourless to stop her.

Categories Pun of the Day Tags cooking, dessert, gluten, gluten-free 1 Comment
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Pun of the Day

12/22/2025 · 2 comments

I tried to take the wrinkles out of my Fool’s-Gold pastry. But I can’t iron pie right.

Categories Pun of the Day Tags cooking, fool's gold, minerals 2 Comments
(2 votes, average: 1.50 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

01/02/2025 · No comments

Don’t ask me for a can opener. It’s pry vat property.

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(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

12/28/2024 · No comments

I teach a cooking class called ‘Insect Cuisine’. I have many, many stewed ants.

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Pun of the Day

10/07/2024 · No comments

To really spice up your resume, include extra-curryculars.

Categories Pun of the Day Tags careers, cooking, curry, job hunting, spices, the workplace Leave a comment
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Pun of the Day

08/20/2024 · No comments

A dry Xmas turkey has been thoroughly de-baste.

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Pun of the Day

07/19/2024 · No comments

Exchanging spoken-word cookbooks is recipe prosody.

Categories Pun of the Day Tags cookbooks, cooking, gifts, random Leave a comment
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)
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