Pun of the Day Don’t put your boogers in the microwave. If you do, your goos is cooked. 04/05/2026 · The Pun Gents Don’t put your boogers in the microwave. If you do, your goos is cooked. Tagged: bodily fluid, boogers, cooking HilariousPretty GoodOKPretty BadTerrible (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)