Pun of the Day Why did Frank Costanza serve chicken for Festivus? Because he loved <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Festivus#The_Festivus_Pole"><strong>pole-tree</strong></a> . 04/05/2026 · The Pun Gents Why did Frank Costanza serve chicken for Festivus? Because he loved pole-tree . Tagged: food and drink, holidays HilariousPretty GoodOKPretty BadTerrible (Rate This Pun)