They found a new way to kill pirates:
Gas them with argon.
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death
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Hear about the play they staged at a cemetery?
It got grave reviews.
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Steamroller accidents can be quite ugly. Luckily I have always been the grader man.
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Humpy Dumpty died broke. Too much partying and shell abrasion. It was all the crack. He just lay there. You could see the whites of his eyes. His next of kin was Oh no Yolko!
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I have no regrets about hurling Mr. Potatohead to his death. I yam what I yam.
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NED: Being a cremator is a lucrative business.
ED: How’s that?
NED: You urn a lot!
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The immigrant who fell into a wood chipper was a victim of ethnic slurries.
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Any species extinction is a genuscide.
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I can never remember if all of Louis XVI’s relatives were guillotined too. Let’s not split heirs.