How old is a flower? I can’t tell. Is it adult orchid?
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flowers
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What does an archer send his ex-lover on Valentine’s Day? A: Arrows.
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The cheapest kind of flowers cost only peonies.
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I’m so baddass, I pick flowers like it’s the Wild West. You know, roundin’ up a posey.
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Why did the flower seller expand his shop?
Because business was blooming!
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Which flower is for Constipation Awareness? A: Ploppies.
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Unwatered flowers have a license to keel.
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Florists work for peonies.
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Does a florist who goes bankrupt get a vasectomy?
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Before I die I want to grow flowers. It’s on my bouquet list.